Let me start this off by saying that if your kids happen to get a swing set from their grandma, and you happen to be the stupid ass that says “ sure we can put this together”, then please re-think th

*Sigh*, can you imagine….twins ? I feel like I should be there for her/him to say hello or good bye. Jess, that is so wrong. What ? It was my embryo dammit. I dunno about you but to tell you the

Ya know…if your job is to cut and style peoples hair every day, don’t you think you should maybe do your own fucking hair ? Why do people think I will pay them to do my hair when they aren’t even cap

These little sonofabitchin' squirrels are trying to kill me.   For over a year now they have been sharpening their teeth on the wood trim beside our garage doors. So, when I am around and I hear it I

The corvette was a big hit with Didda ! The not so good part about it is that the child’s driving skills are a combination of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The stop sign and Didda are not BFF’s.